Noah sits down with comedian Fahim Anwar to trade on the questions that actually matter: who gets a seat at the Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce wedding, which billionaire ends up owning the Seattle Seahawks, whether MrBeast is about to lap the entire internet, what movie takes the box office crown in 2026, and whether a natural disaster wipes out any of these predictions before they resolve.
Fahim has opinions. Some of them are correct all of them are funny.
In This Episode
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announced their engagement on August 26, 2025, via a joint Instagram post. Reports indicate the couple favors a relatively private destination ceremony, potentially in Rhode Island near Swift’s Watch Hill property or in New York City. Polymarket currently has Selena Gomez as the frontrunner to attend at 92%. The market has turned a celebrity wedding into a fantasy roster draft. Noah and Fahim pick their starting lineups.
MrBeast is currently sitting at nearly 500 million subscribers, with his videos reliably delivering 40 to 60 million views in the first 72 hours. The question is not whether he gets there. The question is when, and what it means that a single person on YouTube now has more subscribers than the US has citizens.
Also on this episode
Who will buy the Seattle Seahawks? Fahim is from the area, is he in the mix?
Highest grossing film of 2026. Sorry to disappoint you, the director will be over the age of 30 and didn’t start on YouTube.
Trade the Markets
Every question in this episode is live on Polymarket. Links above.
About The Spread Sheet
The Spread Sheet is a comedy show built around prediction markets. Each episode, Noah Gardenswartz and a comedian guest trade on the questions the crowd is actually betting on. New episodes every week.
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