Jamie Wolf: Banksy Creating New Art, Hurricane Anxiety, Philadelphia Eagles, White Lakers, & more
Noah is joined by comedian Jamie Wolf for an episode that trades away from the news cycle and into the stuff nobody can control: whether an anonymous artist paints a wall, whether the weather ends a coastline, and whether Philadelphia’s football destiny is as inevitable as Philadelphia thinks and what happens if the Cowboys cheerleaders would roll into town.
In This Episode
Will Banksy Create a New Mural by December 31? The crowd says almost certainly, pricing a new confirmed Banksy piece at 87% before year-end. The comedy is the mechanics of the bet. This is a market on whether an anonymous man will secretly paint a wall, get authenticated by his own official channel, and do it before a deadline he never agreed to. The resolution depends entirely on Banksy deciding to be Banksy on schedule. Jamie on whether the world’s most famous artist can be counted on to show up for a market that treats his entire creative process like a Q4 earnings deadline.
Will Any Category 4 Hurricane Make Landfall in the US Before 2027? The crowd sits at 28% Yes, and the number is doing real work. NOAA and Colorado State forecasts point to a below-average 2026 Atlantic season, with emerging El Niño conditions raising wind shear and suppressing intensification, and CSU’s June update trimmed the outlook to roughly 11 storms, 5 hurricanes, and 2 majors. The market is not guessing. It is pricing a scientific consensus that a Category 4 landfall is unlikely but far from impossible. Jamie gets the uncomfortable segment: a market where a Yes is a genuine disaster and the money says probably not.
Who Will Win the NFC East? The Eagles are the Kalshi favorite to win the division again, with model reads projecting them first at nearly 10 wins and sportsbooks landing them around +115 to +140, an implied chance in the mid-40s. Philadelphia has taken the NFC East in five of the last nine seasons and just became the first repeat winner since the early 2000s. The question is whether destiny is real or whether Dallas, the perennial closest challenger, finally makes the division a race. Jamie on whether the Eagles fulfill their preseason prophecy or find a new way to torment their own fan base.
Make a Market
The closing pitch from the room: will the Los Angeles Lakers roll out an all-white starting five this season? A “make a market” segment where the guest proposes the contract, sets the line, and dares the crowd to trade it.
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Your comedic entry into what is trending on prediction markets. Hosted by Noah Gardenswartz. Each week Noah and a guest take the questions the markets are actually pricing, across sports, pop culture, power and tech, and call them. We explain them. We make fun of them. Then we give the verdict: YES or NO.
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