Noah is joined by comedian Emma Willmann, host of Ask Men Anything for Betches and co-host of Inside the Closet with Matteo Lane, for an episode that runs straight through her wheelhouse: longevity that is white people B.S., working-class value instincts, and the the longest delayed video game franchise in human history.
Fresh off her own health-and-wellness kick, Emma takes the prosecutor’s chair on a man who turned his sex life into a lab report, defends the $1.50 hot dog as sacred national infrastructure, and reluctantly respects the grossest athletic event in America. Six markets. Six Yes-or-No verdicts. Let her cook.
Will Bryan Johnson have sex again by June 30? The market sits at 54%, with almost no money behind it and about two weeks on the clock. Bryan Johnson is the “don’t die” biohacker who logs intimacy as a biomarker and posts the data publicly. A companion market on whether he’d do it within a given month has previously closed at 100%. Emma runs it as an interrogation: is this wellness, or a man who found a new way to talk about himself? The verdict question: does he announce it by June 30, and is this health or just content?
Costco increases hotdog price before 2027? The crowd puts a price hike at just 10%, with the no-change side holding around 90%. The $1.50 hot dog and soda combo has not moved since 1985, and CEO Ron Vachris confirmed in March 2026 the price stays put during his tenure. Emma defends the dog as sacred infrastructure and treats any hike as an attack on the community. The deeper bit: the one price in America that refuses to move is a tube of mystery meat at a wholesale club, and the country would riot over that before anything that actually matters. Does the price hold through 2026?
Will the 76 hot dog record be broken on July 4? July 4, Coney Island, Joey Chestnut chasing an 18th title. The separate market on whether he tops 69.5 dogs is priced at 100%, but his own record is 76, he managed 70.5 last year, and the over/under for the day sits around 77.5. Emma is the wellness comic now forced to respect competitive gluttony, and through the Ask Men Anything lens the obvious question lands: why is it always men? Noah keeps calling it a sport. She keeps calling it what it is. Does the record fall?
2026 Men’s Wimbledon Winner Jannik Sinner is the runaway favorite at 72%, with Novak Djokovic a distant 9%. Two-time champion Carlos Alcaraz is out with a wrist injury, which flattened the draw. The market has essentially filed the men’s title as paperwork. Emma and Noah get into the British relationship with Wimbledon: The Queue, the all-white dress code, the royalty in the box, and a national talent for suffering beautifully.
2026 Women’s Wimbledon Winner Aryna Sabalenka leads at just 32%, the most active market on Polymarket’s Wimbledon page. The contrast is the joke: the men’s draw is a coronation and the women’s draw is an actual competition, the opposite of what a casual fan assumes. This is where the real uncertainty lives.
What will happen before GTA VI? The leading outcome is now “GPT-6 released” at around 53%. The market lists real-world events racing a video game’s release date, and the game keeps losing. Emma, proudly not a gamer, reads the list from the everyperson seat while civilization-level events get ranked as more likely than a release window. Does GTA VI actually ship before the next item on the list, and will anyone still care when it does?